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I don’t get how showers have become popular. To me, it’s like wire razor-wire-toielt-paper becoming popular, or cheese which tastes of meat. Showers! You feel cold before you feel warm, have to stand about naked, and feel cold getting dry—as opposed to a bath. The outlandish feel-good quality of bathing in hot-soapy-water with the subtle scent of reed diffusers far outweighs any negativity that may be felt while drying off. Plus, there are only two really fantastic things you can Read the rest of this entry »

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Tight jeans: is there anything so appallingly trendy as that? I can’t think of anything. There used to be a time where if you were a man and you had hair over your ears you’d get mocked in the streets, but nowadays—and I am aware I sound like a bitter older person now but tough—you can’t move five feet in the city without receiving a static shock from all those tight jeans crammed in one place together. And I’m not Read the rest of this entry »

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What is it with dogs and their owners? Not everyone, and come on now, it’s not their fault that their bums are too small to fit on a standard toilet seat (come to think of it, there may be hygiene issues even if your dog’s big bottom can fit on a toilet seat). No, there’s a lady down the road from me who always goes out with doggy-bags, but there are also a few (thousand) who are waging dog-poo-war against Read the rest of this entry »

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Where did this horrid little chap come from? Well, Canada I believe. He was spotted on youtube or something along those lines by Usher of all people who has then decided to take the little boy under his wing and make him into a pop star. How old is this boy? Fourteen? That is ridiculous. A fourteen year old boy should not be a pop star and should not be in the media lime-light.

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